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Joke of the Day

"Mike Pence said that his Vice Presidential role model is Vice President Cheney. Huh. Who would've thought that after making so much LGBT discriminatory legislation that Pence loved Dick?"

"I'm Handsome If sex with three people is a threesome, and sex with two people is a twosome, it's no wonder people call me handsome."

"I met a girl with twelve boobs. Sounds weird, dozentit?"

"What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief? The way they enter your house."

"Why did the farmer feed his cows money? He wanted rich milk."

"Saw my neighbor walking down the street with a case of beer, I said ""That for me?"". He said ""I got this for my wife"", I said ""Great trade!"""

"What's the difference between a prostitute with diarrhea and an epileptic corn-husker? One of them has the fits while shucking."

"Hey guy's I'm the titanic I would like to nominate all of my passengers and crew to do the ALS ice bucket challenge, you have 24 hours!"

"What did the baby eating cannibals say in the hospital to the expectant mothers? Fetus!!!"

"What would a woodchuck do if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Go chuck itself of course."