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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a woman with no legs? Disabled."

"Clergy A priest and a rabbi are sitting in a bar. The priest asks, ""Want to screw some alter boys?"" And the rabbi responds, ""out of what?"""

"What is the punishment for bigamy? Two wives."

"What do you do with 365 used condoms? Melt them down into a tire and call it a GoodYear."

"When people show me pictures of their kids I show them pictures of my exes. If I have to look at their mistakes, they have to look at mine."

"Why was the mushroom invited to the party? Because he was a fungi!"

"What was wrong with Han Solo's ""Hanburgers""? They were really Chewie!"

"[Ad shows dude getting out of bed before noon on the weekend] *professional stuntman do not attempt*"

"San Francisco airport has RUG on the floor so I can't ""kickslide"" my bag around. What an embarrassing failure of a city & its people."

"Can you put the pin back in a grenade? It's kind of urgent. Need and answer fast."