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Joke of the Day

"I think I'm gonna just be a rapper. apparently you need zero experience, and zero talent to be a millionaire in the rap game now?"

"[Mysoginistic joke] What's the definition of the perfect woman? Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight."

"Money can't buy you happiness? Well, poverty can't buy you anything."

"""Are you talking back to me?"" ""Mom, that's how a conversation works."""

"I often fill my water guns with urine and fire them at tightrope walkers. Pisses them right off"

"Several men were arrested when attempting to smuggle food additives into Cuba They were dubbed the Pirates of the Carrageenan."

"A sleazy stripper runs for governor After a controversial ballot, the stripper wins despite never having a lead the whole race. Many people suspect they rigged the erection."

"Liverpool I've been to Liverpool and never walking alone is actually pretty good advice."

"I wonder what the parking situation is at the Special Olympics? ...."

"What did the reddit user say to the CEO of reddit Ellen Pao [This Post was Removed]"