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Joke of the Day

"Yo mamma so stupid when she heard of ""orange is the new black"" she thought Donald Trump became the president."

"How do you make a gay guy scream twice in one evening? Fist fuck him then wipe your hands on his drapes."

"How many sea men can fit in a circle 2 rads"

"I lost 130 pounds of useless fat! Divorce is great!"

"I'm an atheist but if lightning struck Trump during his victory speech I'd become a monk."

"Remember ladies, Christmas is over if you sit on a strangers lap now and ask for stuff it's because you're a whore."

"What did the snail on the turtles back say? WEEEEEEEEEE!"

"Worry not confederate flag supporters! You may have lost the battle... But you haven't lost the w- oh right."

"Donald Trump is sponsoring a new breakfast side dish. Dic-tater tots."

"""You're never alone."": A phrase that's maybe cute to find in a love note, but horrifying to find smeared on a fogged up bathroom mirror."