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Joke of the Day
"I'm an atheist but if lightning struck Trump during his victory speech I'd become a monk."
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"I threw a cat in a lake I have finally made a pussy wet."
"My friend got fired from his banking job... because he lost interest."
"When i used to work for walgreens and the security system would go off the employees would say ""run!"" I guess it was the running joke."
"Here's a FedEx joke http://imgur.com/UiGwU3e"
"Statistically, 9 out of 10 people... ...repost."
"Have you heard about the stolen shipment of viagra? Police are looking for a gang of hardened criminals"
"When I get startled, I scream in a really deep voice instead of my normal one. Cause if I'm going to be freaked out, you should be too."
"""Look at me! I'm a ninja!"" - 4yo not getting the whole ninja concept yet."
"*at hostage negotiation class Prof: Let's go around and say why we're here Man: I joined the NYPD Woman: I'm in the FBI Me: I have a toddler"