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Joke of the Day
"I lost 130 pounds of useless fat! Divorce is great!"
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"""Tom Brady did nothing wrong"" is Boston's ""The Confederate Flag isn't really about slavery."""
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"What kind of overalls does Mario wear? Denim, denim, denim."
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flys like a banana."
"Why is the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in Coffee instead of Caw Fee."
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"Contrary to popular belief, there is indeed enough Chuck Norris to go around."
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