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Joke of the Day

"How do you make a gay guy scream twice in one evening? Fist fuck him then wipe your hands on his drapes."

"Q: How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Four one to change it and the other three to deny it."

"What do you call a smart guy in US? A tourist."

"I'd make an Apple joke... But they'd probably remove it."

"I call my glasses... I call my glasses congress because they are old and crooked."

"My homie only lets dudes use his lawnmower. No hoe mow."

"What do broccoli and sex have in common? NSFW If you were forced to have it as a child you're gonna hate it as an adult."

"Cosmetology school was a real letdown. Anyone wanna buy a spacesuit?"

"The pleasure is all mine... The greeting of a greedy hedonist."

"How to make a gay fuck a women [NSFW] Shit in her cunt..."