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Joke of the Day
"What did the snail on the turtles back say? WEEEEEEEEEE!"
Next Joke
"Q: Why did the man hit the fortune teller when she started laughing? A: He was striking a happy medium."
"How do you know that Ash Ketchum is a pervert? Because he always takes a Pik-at-chu"
"What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl? A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!"
"I have almost 120,000 miles on my office chair."
"With grape soda comes grape responsibility."
"Take your ex out tonight (one bullet oughtta do it)"
"My friend has a PhD in sexual deviancy She can talk about autoerotic asphyxiation until she's blue in the face!"
"I care more about the outcome of sporting events than any other aspect of human existence."
"Can I get a pina colada please. 'This is Starbucks' Sorry, can I have venti pina colada."