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Joke of the Day

"Remember ladies, Christmas is over if you sit on a strangers lap now and ask for stuff it's because you're a whore."

"I've heard like seven cancer jokes today... If I hear tumor it's gonna benign."

"The racist chainsaw when you turn it on it will roar out ""RUNNN-niggernigger!"""

"Did you guys hear about the fight in the bathroom? Two bums got wiped"

"What has 9 letters and makes everyone mad? Clickbait"

"Hey, look at the bright side... oh I'm sorry, YOU don't have one of those."

"Happy 10th birthday to your dating profile pic."

"Listen lady, you have 2 options. Either make your baby stop eyeballing me, or she & I can go outside to settle this."

"Did you hear about the two nuclear scientists who are no longer speaking to each other? They had a falling out..."

"""Here you go body some nutritious food, how bout some energy?"" Body: ""I shall make this into nose hair"""