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Joke of the Day
"I forgot to buy baking paper Looks like my cooking will be foiled again..."
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"A book fell on my head today... I blame my shelf."
"Forgot to make resolutions? Just write out everything you did last night and at the beginning add the word ""stop."""
"When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness."
"Two frogs are in a bathtub getting washed. One frog turns to the other and says: Please pass the soap. The other frog says: What do you think I am a typewriter?"
"Why did Sally fall off the Swing?? Because She had no arms...... Knock Knock Who's There?? Not Sally........"
"No! for the last time stop asking if i am drunk. I am not drunk! Who would name their kid drunk?"
"How do you guys feel about that new drug-resistant superbug? It makes me sick."
"While watching Hangover 2 the other day, I say to my friend, ""I wonder where they're going in the third one?"" ""Straight to DVD."""
"Some advice to you lovers out there... They may say you cantaloupe, but honeydew it anyways."