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Joke of the Day

"While watching Hangover 2 the other day, I say to my friend, ""I wonder where they're going in the third one?"" ""Straight to DVD."""

"What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Damn!"

"Got banned from bookstore AGAIN this weekend for moving ""CAUTION: WET FLOOR"" sign to the erotic aisle."

"Hey girl, do you like bad boys? [drinks milk from carton] Or REALLY bad boys? [eats spoonful of yogurt one day after expiration date]"

"Did you hear about the gay Russian knight? His name was Sergei."

"If I poured phenolphthalein on you it would turn pink. Because you a basic bitch."

"What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? ""Robin, get into the Batmobile..."""

"The orthodontist says I'm doing a ""super job"" wearing my retainers. All this really means is that I'm able to put things in my mouth."

"What do fat chicks and brick walls have in common? They both get laid by Mexicans."

"What do you call a crazy professor? an academia nut"