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Joke of the Day

"A book fell on my head today... I blame my shelf."

"So did you guys hear about the weather in Gotham City? It's cloudy with a chance of Bane."

"You know I was thinking about not getting fat, But I really had a lot on my plate at the time.."

"You guys hear the one about the little French pig? It cried Oui Oui Oui all the way home."

"I was trying to come up with a name for my group of mystery-solving chickens Apparently the Clue Clucks Clan was already taken."

"I tripped over some shrooms the other day...Because I didn't see them. It was dark and I was high."

"A programmer's wife says: ""go to the store and get a loaf of bread. If they have eggs, get a dozen."" He returns with 12 loaves of bread."

"The past, present, and future walked into a bar... It was tense."

"Q: What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous? A: Shark infested mashed potatoes."

"How do you become a kleptomaniac? You pick it up from other people"