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Joke of the Day

"Forgot to make resolutions? Just write out everything you did last night and at the beginning add the word ""stop."""

"I didn't think my doctor could fix my bowed legs. I stand corrected."

"Twitter: Cause why drunk dial one person when you can drunk dial the world?"

"How was Rome split in half? With a pair of Caesars..."

"I am in my truest form when the food comes at a restaurant and I side-eye plates, suspicious that everyone got more fries than I did."

"What did one bean say to the other? How you bean doing."

"Why do Jamaican chickens make fun of all the other chickens? Because they're jerks."

"""How's about I rearrange your face?"" -Bully Picasso"

"Spanish class joke: What did the Spanish cannibals have for dinner? JOHN CENA!! I'm sorry."

"A short but funny joke your dick"