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Joke of the Day
"A man enters zoo enclosure to feed the tigers. succeeds"
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"The homework is due on Monday. ""Can I get an extension?"" The homework is due on Monday.png"
"If you're looking for an excuse to ruin your life, I'm right here."
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"What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV? Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain."