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Joke of the Day
"Always wash your clothes in tide Because it's way too cold out-tide"
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"If people from Poland are called ""Poles""... ...why aren't people from Holland called ""Holes""?"
"A man walks into a bar ... and stays there my entire childhood."
"[gf comes home after spray tanning] Hey, orange you looking good! ""Thanks"" Anytime, pumpkin! ""You're sweet"" You're one in vermillion!"
"Why do so many kids die in high school massacres? Because they aren't allowed to run in the corridors"
"A man walks up to a prostitute and propositions her for sex... She says to the man: ""Sorry, but I'm clothed for the day."""
"A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park."
"Ever get home, look at your hair in a mirror, and wonder how many small children you terrified while you were out"
"I heard that Oxygen and Magnesium hooked up last night. I was like OMg."
"I bought a new flat last week... I use it as my spare."