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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the boyfriend of a beheaded prositute? The headless whore's man"
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"Husband: Let's talk about it when we're not tired and cranky. Me: So, in like 18 years?"
"Who has more money than God? His Ex-Wife."
"What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games? An ex-boxer."
"Liquor How does a prostitute hold her liquor?"
"What's the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken"
"Why are Saturday and Sunday strong? Because all the other days are week days."
"Have you heard of the turkish version of sudoku? It's called a pseudo-coup."
"What do you call a horny group of lawyers? Firm"
"The worst part about grandma's Alzheimer's is watching her slowly forget about Dre"