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Joke of the Day

"The homework is due on Monday. ""Can I get an extension?"" The homework is due on Monday.png"

"Restaurants drastically overestimate how much I care about which wood they smoke my bacon over."

"Christian men should have sexual orientation listed as bi... ...because they love Jesus"

"People are like books. You can't judge them by the outside and it's not cool to burn a big pile of them."

"What does a black man get after sex? 15 years - life in prison."

"What do you call the people that always are around musicians? bass players."

"What do you call a hooker laying down? Whorizontal. Thanks, I'll show myself out."

"An alcoholic, a pedophile and a Catholic priest walk in to a bar and the bartender says... [""Oh, Father O'Bannon, you're alone tonight?""](/spoiler)"

"How many gays does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in and another to stand around and say 'FABULOUS!'"

"Why was Oedipus against profanity? Because he kisses his mother with that mouth"