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Joke of the Day

"What do you call an Asian wearing contacts? Customization. GET IT?? CUSTOM EYES ASIAN!!!"

"What is white and lies in the grass? A shleep."

"Ropin' and Ranchin' by Larry Yett"

"I like my woman like I like my coffee Served at 160F."

"so apparently there isnt an app for pancreatic cancer. Ironic that something abbreviated PC killed Steve Jobs, does anyone think his funeral will be a flash affair?"

"The table salt tore a ligament. It was an ACL."

"I removed Sean Connery's limbs & replaced them with Daniel Craig's arms & Pierce Brosnan's legs. They formed an unlikely Bond."

"What will Gene Wilder's last will and testament will say? YOU GET NOTHING! Yeah I'm going to hell."

"What do you call it when ISIS soldiers run for cover? 100 meter Daesh"

"Today, at the train station, my mood ring was stolen... but I'm not sure how I feel about it."