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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an Asian wearing contacts? Customization. GET IT?? CUSTOM EYES ASIAN!!!"
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"My 11 yo noticed my receding hairline and thought it was hilarious. Until I explained how heredity works."
"Switzerland on Austrians: ""Why is the Austrian flag red-white-red'?"" ""So that they can't raise it upside-down"""
"What do you call a woman with multiple personality disorder? Polly"
"I got lit with my Tibetan friend once Once."
"My drinking team has a bowling problem."
"Sunday Family Humour 3rd August - a Weekly light humour magazine for all the family"
"Are you a mixologist? I could tell by your poor style."
"X-rays are dangerous, they were probably less harmful when they were just rays, but after the breakup..."
"I'm gonna open a business to wax chests with no pain at all. ...But can I really pull it off?"