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"TIFU by mocking a reddit mod [deleted]"
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"Math teacher: What is the value of x? Student: She was my life."
"I pulled my cow's udder, but nothing came out. He's a milk dud."
"Sexist double Standard: ""If a girl fucks a ton of guys, she gets called a slut..."" But if a guy does that same, he gets called a homo."
"Skyped my dad today and had a great conversation with his forehead and nose hairs..."
"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It turned into a field"
"Airport receptionist: anything to declare? Me: how bout these guns? *flexes* Her: OH GOD HE'S GOT GUNS! Me: wait.. I was.. Her: HELP!! AGH!"
"A greek guy is bullied on the interwebs... grekt"
"I just bought a Pontiac that sexually identifies as a Ferrari It's a Trans Am"
"What did the hacker do when the police came for him? He ransomware."