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Joke of the Day

"I just bought a Pontiac that sexually identifies as a Ferrari It's a Trans Am"

"Some of the best decisions I've ever made involved me clicking cancel instead of send."

"[Titanic] Steward: Lifeboats are assigned by your star sign. Aries, this boat. Virgo, that boat- ""What about Leo?"" Steward: No. Leo dies."

"Why are elevator jokes so funny? Because they work on so many levels"

"What does a vagina and the Mafia have in comman? One slip of the tongue and your in deep shit."

"What did Hitler say to the Black Jew? ja, ja, arsch ficken mich harter, gestut"

"A great joke to play on people in their 20's would be to replace the computers in a library with a card catalog."

"i wish i lost weight as fast as i lose motivation"

"How fast can Klingon's run? About Warf speed. My mom made this joke up last night at a bbq party. She likes to think she is funnier on holidays. Thanks, Mom."

"How many policemen does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat the room for being black."