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Joke of the Day
"What did the hacker do when the police came for him? He ransomware."
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"How do snowmen read their e-mails? With an icy-stare!"
"About the blind man that took up parachuting. He had loads of fun, but his guide dog didn't."
"Yo mama so old, When she farted dust came out!"