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Joke of the Day

"Math teacher: What is the value of x? Student: She was my life."

"Vaccines comes from doctors --> Doctors are part of Obamacare --> Vaccines are BAD #Bible #AmericanSniper"

"Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: A whole bunch: I can only keep them in the room long enough for them to give the bulb a quarter turn apiece."

"What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug? One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro."

"Did you hear about the new Strip Club made for Eskimos? They call it a Brrrlesque."

"Good artists copy, great artists steal I wrote that."

"Donald Trump will run for President ... When the Cubs win World Series."

"What's the best time to go to the dentist? Tooth hurty"

"How does a prostitute make more than a drug dealer? Because she can clean her crack and sell it again"

"I've got a really funny knock knock joke, but you're going to have to start it... You: knock knock Me: whose there? You: ... Ummm"