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Joke of the Day

"I wonder if Jesus knows that everyone just pretends to be his friend so they can move into his sweet cloud house."

"What are the three rings of marriage? The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and then the suffering"

"Saw Marshawn Lynch at the eye clinic a few days ago. He told me he was just there so he won't get blind."

"In the 1970s, a team of racist office supply scientists invented the whiteboard with an evil plan to replace every blackboard in the world."

"They say you are what you eat... But I don't remember eating a legend!"

"Where is it? Last night I went to a bar called the G-Spot. It was hard to find."

"What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying? ""Aw man, that's a drag."""

"""This is the bomb!!!"" --'90s terrorist"

"Why did the monster get a ticket at Thanksgiving dinner? He was exceeding the feed limit!"

"I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was sat next to a crying baby. Apparently that's not allowed if it's yours."