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Joke of the Day

"Where is it? Last night I went to a bar called the G-Spot. It was hard to find."

"A man was looking under a microscope . He couldn't see anything. Suggest a reason why. He was blind..."

"What do you call a short Native American programmer? A Little Endian -I'll get the door."

"Anger; the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind."

"I like my women how I like my haircut... high and tight."

"Women say men get turned on when they nibble on their earlobes. I think it's bollocks. - Jimmy Carr"

"I peed in my friend's beer before giving it to him... I told him, ""urine for a surprise"""

"I was fired from my job in the pasta factory. I made a fusilli errors."

"How many Reddit admins does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they like to keep the mods in the dark."

"Where does a rapists train stop? Anal deva-station"