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Joke of the Day

"Saw Marshawn Lynch at the eye clinic a few days ago. He told me he was just there so he won't get blind."

"Wanna hear a clean joke? Bob had a bath with bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a guy."

"What do you call a West African cricketer? Ebola"

"Why did the ant fall off of the toilet seat? He got pissed off"

"One advantage of being a woman is no one can surprise you with a kid years later and tell you you're the mom."

"What is Superman's greatest weakness? A bucking horse."

"A sheep, a drum and a snake fall down a cliff.. Bahh, dum, hiss"

"Me: Yeah like that, baby. Him: *caresses my back, plays with my hair* Me: *moans* Him: *growls* I'm gonna do so many-- Me: *snores, drools*"

"The concept of blonde jokes are very simple. Everybody gets it, not the blondes though."

"Cleanliness is next to godliness in a dictionary missing some stuff."