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Joke of the Day
"What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying? ""Aw man, that's a drag."""
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"I was gonna tell a pedophile joke but I always come in a little behind."
"Astronaut: wtf is this NASA: it's space food A: I specifically asked for only Milky Way bars N: look we get it but- A: no no I'm coming down"
"A book just fell on my head.. and I've only got myshelf to blame."
"There better be a martial arts tournament in Australia called Mortal Wombat"
"Last night my mom made dinner, serving up a nice plate of ""You had so much potential"" with a steaming side of ""You shoulda married Jeff."""
"Police hunting a man for indecent assault. Applications close next week."
"My neighbor's kids said they loved sneakers. They're huge Vans of them."
"Why couldn't anyone trust the snowman to do anything? He was kinda flakey"
"Baby on board* Oh really? Thanks for letting me know, I was about to ram into your car, but now I won't."