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Joke of the Day

"I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was sat next to a crying baby. Apparently that's not allowed if it's yours."

"Do you know why Eskimos always do their laundry in tide? Because it's too cold out-tide!"

"The Ottoman Empire... Really loved to put their feet up. (such a bad bad joke)"

"Why did 10 die? He was stuck in the middle of 9/11."

"A feminist got drunk at lunch, accused her boss of coming on to her, and slapped him in the face. She got loaded, triggered, and fired."

"What do you call an Arab riding a camel with a goat on a leash? Bisexual."

"If you look up ""cool"" in the dictionary, you'll see a picture of me. I like to deface dictionaries."

"What does a German say at a Dude Ranch? AUDI."

"What does the president of Russia call his toilet? Vladimir's Poo Tin"

"Apparently Mr. Neeson's ""particular set of skills"" is terrible at keeping his family from getting kidnapped."