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Joke of the Day
"What instrument did Bill Clinton play? That whore Monica."
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"you remember me as the guy who put his arm in the doorway to hold open the automatic door for you in 2009. welll, now i need a favor"
"Astronaut: Dave, that's not necessary in zero-G. Penguin: [flapping wings] Just let me have this."
"Married men aren't allowed to go the grocery store alone because we're the kid in the shopping cart, but with money"
"How many Mexicans does it take to build a.... Oh shit they're done That is all"
"The problem with political jokes is that they always get elected"
"Last night I was with a girl... ...she told me she wanted me to give her 9 inches and make it hurt. So I fucked her 3 times and punched her in the jaw."
"Two Borg walk into a holodeck. .. They wanted a simulation of all mankind."
"How do you circumcise Luke Skywalker? Kick Princess Leia in the jaw."
"What do you call a floating potato? A levi-tater."