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Joke of the Day

"I used to think that ""Lacrosse""... Was what the French called that thing that Jesus carried on his back."

"If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there. If you're almost there and then she laughs, that's a different thing."

"I play golf like I have sex I mostly hit 3's and 4's"

"I went to the local buy and sell to see if there were any cool old jack in the boxes. But nothing jumped out at me."

"What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher! Hahahahahahahahah you guys have no idea how alone I am."

"The toilet bowl tells the bathtub... ""I've seen more ass than you ever had"". The Bathtub replied ""Yeah, but at least I don't take shit from everybody""."

"Why couldn't the computer play golf?... ...Because it had the wrong Driver"

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb *thats not funny*"

"Why do endocrinologists visit brothels? Because they are interested in whore moans."

"Maybe you should get your own life so that you can leave mine alone, bitch."