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Joke of the Day

"Yo momma so fat and racist... She has a KKK cup size. Wears three white hoods - one on her head, and two on her chest!"

"[OC] What did the disgruntled barber give to the prince? A bad heir day."

"When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion."

"What time do Lumberjacks take their tea-break? TREE O'clock!"

"I told my friend that I'm getting a divorce. ""What about the kids?"" he asked. I said, ""they're still together."""

"A person is sentenced to death by freezing It's justice."

"Sorry I dressed up like Captain Caveman when you asked me if I wanted to go clubbing."

"what's another word for ""religion""? insurance scam"

"Plagiarism Hey! I invented a new word: plagiarism."

"What's the difference between a homeless wanker and a pimp? One's a broke stroker and the other is a stroke broker."