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"I play golf like I have sex I mostly hit 3's and 4's"
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"Why did the antelope go to her sisters house? She wanted to see her nephewlope"
"At my funeral, I'd like my family, my closest friends, and a high-pitched squeal no one can locate the source of"
"The Titanic is a great lesson of why just the tip can get you in a lot of trouble."
"A mushroom goes into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender says, 'We don't serve your kind here."" The mushroom says, ""Why not? I'm a fungi."""
"Gold walks into a bar Copper says, ""Au! Get outta here!"""
"ME: bartender. another. BARTENDER: but you just- ME: *slams fist on bar* ANOTHER [bartender reluctantly hands me another moist towelette]"
"What did the gay cow say just before sex? STICK IT IN MY ANGUS"
"""Eat the booty like groceries"" -Albert Einstein"