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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the computer play golf?... ...Because it had the wrong Driver"
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"Do I look like Christopher Columbus? Am I guiding a ship to a new land? So, when I ask for directions, please don't use words like ""East."""
"I saw a sign yesterday that said, ""Have you seen this man?"" with a little picture of the criminal and a number to call. I was bored so I rung them up and said, ""No, I haven't."""
"What is a vampires favorite drink? ."
"Suicide bombers They're a dying breed."
"Good things about drinking on the plane: 1. You don't have to drive. 2. No matter how much you drink, they can't throw you out."
"Why did we use guns in world war 2 against the Germans? We could've used Frebreze, it kills 99.99% of germs anyways."
"What's the internal temperature of a Ton-ton? Lukewarm"
"I met a farmer today Hes not well known, but hes out standing in his field."
"On a scale of 1 to 10 you can't even weigh yourself unless you are an infant or leprechaun or something."