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Joke of the Day
"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb *thats not funny*"
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"Everybody on earth has that one person that they wish they could wake up next to. Mine is a grilled cheese sandwich."
"Why don't soccer players get hot while running? Because they hve so many fans"
"I tore the elbow of my shirt last week, but I was able to stitch it back together. On the hole, it's held up surprisingly well."
"What do you call a dictionary on drugs? High definition."
"How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but he has to manufacture it first."
"I don't know, Jay-Z. If I was worth half a billion dollars, I'd have like 3 problems. Max."
"How can you tell an engineer is an extrovert? He looks at your shoes when he talks to you."
"My wife had me take out more life insurance and now there's no grip left on the bath mat. Weird."
"My wife asked me to bring home some stuff for the pancakes yesterday. She wasn't happy when I came back with a push up bra."