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Joke of the Day

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb *thats not funny*"

"Are you sitting down? I don't have anything to tell you, I'm just curious."

"When two vegetarians are arguing Is it still considered beef?"

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? (None, they just beat the room for being black)"

"The best part of being old for the holidays? Nobody bats an eye when you 'randomly fall asleep' in the middle of a conversation."

"The blonde couldn't add Question: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? Answer: She couldn't find the 10 key."

"Why did the Weimar Republic ban balloons? Because of the Hyperinflation."

"Did you hear about that guy who had his whole left side amputated? Yeah he's all right now"

"Just got a blow job in the elevator. It was a pleasure on many levels"

"Did anyone see the lunar eclipse tonight? It was right by 'your anus'."