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Joke of the Day
"Maybe you should get your own life so that you can leave mine alone, bitch."
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"(Halloween Costume Shop) ME: *leaving after not finding anything* CASHIER: *pointing to my face* Those masks aren't free, buddy."
"You gotta hand it to the blind prostitute. .. ..."
"ME: [in front of mirror] Bloody Mary Bloody Mary Bloody Mary *Bloody Mary appears* ME: I'm moving today and need your help BLOODY MARY: Shit"
"A mosquito goes to a military base. The commanding officer says, ""Sorry, this is a 'no fly' zone."""
"I don't like when guys says stuff like ""i waited my whole life to meet this woman"". It's like no you didn't. You weren't a romantic toddler."
"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never paid 200 dollars to have a garbanzo bean on my chest."
"Everyone wants to see fifty shades of grey Being colorblind fucking sucks!"
"Today my boss will learn that I am nowhere near mature enough to be left alone with a label maker."
"The Pope walks into a Mosque. The imam says ""Why the wrong faith?"""