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Joke of the Day
"Maybe you should get your own life so that you can leave mine alone, bitch."
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"how many kids with A.D.D does it take to screw in a light bulb? let's go ride bikes."
"The punchline might tie in perfectly with the joke... or it might knot."
"What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe? Mitosis!"
"Are you seeing someone? Me: Are you seeing someone? Girl: Um, no. Me: Not even a psychiatrist?"
"How does a Mexican keep warm ? They use chicken for heaters"
"What is the worst part of being a pedophile? Fitting in. No? Too old for childish jokes? Sorry."
"My Ex Wife Still Misses me, BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER, HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER! You see, it's funny cause marriage is terrible. Edit: Joaige"
"A mechanical engineer asks to his crush... Do have a manhole I could enter?"
"My daughter wrote ""Daddy is the best"" in the snow then smashed it when I made her come inside. She'll make some lucky guy miserable one day."