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Joke of the Day

"I went to the local buy and sell to see if there were any cool old jack in the boxes. But nothing jumped out at me."

"What did the redneck say when he lost his virginity? Thanks mum xD"

"Dear prisoners: How about liquid soap? You're welcome."

"What begins with P and ends with orn? Popcorn, of course!"

"People keep telling me that they are annoyed by all my Linkin Park references... but in the end, it doesn't even matter..."

"The interesting thing about the Royal wedding is ... ..... exactly ...."

"A little demon came home from school one day and said to his mother 'I hate my sister's guts.' 'All right' said his mother 'I won't put them in your sandwiches again.'"

"What do you call a cheap circumcision A rip off."

"Workout Tip: Be paid millions of dollars to star in a superhero movie."

"Judge me all you want, but I love jokes about dead children. They never get old."