202043

Joke of the Day

"If you can make a woman laugh, you're almost there. If you're almost there and then she laughs, that's a different thing."

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"Asian airlines offer new deal to customers... Pay only upon arrival!"
"Claiming that someone else's marriage is against your religion is like being angry at someone for eating a donut because you're on a diet."
"How do you know that a plane from the UK has landed? An hour after its landed its still whining."
"""dad, what does extravagant mean?"" idk son. why don't you ... [i turn to my wife using $100 bills to light the fireplace] ask your mother"
"I was raped by mimes They did unspeakable things to me"
"How did Camelot get its name? Guinevere liked to hump a lot."
"My wife left me because I couldn't control my pasta touching fetish... I'm feeling cannelloni right now"
"What's the difference between herpes and mono? You get one from snatching a kiss."
"What type of pants do Japanese people wear? Nihon-jeans (Nihon-jin)"