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Joke of the Day

"The toilet bowl tells the bathtub... ""I've seen more ass than you ever had"". The Bathtub replied ""Yeah, but at least I don't take shit from everybody""."

"Geico commercial by Oderous Urungus - ""No matter what your reason, today will be your day to SLAVE!!!"""

"LPT How to beat morning wood I find my right hand does the job quite nicely."

"The city I live in had its annual incest competition. So I entered my sister."

"I change Siri to a man's voice and now it doesn't answer any more questions and turns off for hours"

"english words that pitbull knows: -party -miami"

"Everyone stop writing movies. Hollywood is just going to make every movie again every 13 years until we all die"

"Post your original made up joke. No old jokes you've already posted. Here's mine: How did the Asian porn-star become president? By Generar Erection!"

"If I pour superglue into a non-stick frying pan, somebody is going to be wrong, right?"

"Why nuns don't wear bras? God supports everything."