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Joke of the Day
"Inception [2010, Psychological thriller] a group of people fall asleep - 148 mins"
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"So a coworker of mine made a joke about midgets going extinct. And I was offended! Because there is nothing funny about a midget shortage."
"Did you hear about the guy who jumped off a building after drinking Alka-seltzer? He had a bad alkaline trip."
"My son had a really terrible experience while camping last weekend It was in tents"
"Everything's so politically correct nowadays that you can't even say ""black paint."" Instead you have to say ""Jamaal please paint my fence."""
"Just saw a billboard that said, ""Texting & Driving Is Dangerous!"" Hahaha... that's so lamOMG I JUST HIT A CIRCUS ELEPHANT!!!"
"Statically, 1 in every 10 people live next to a pedophile. Not me though, I live next to a little boy with a fat ass"
"The butcher is introducing his wife to some friends... so he says ""Meet Patty!"""
"What did the snowman order at MacDonalds ? Icerbergers with chilli sauce !"
"Atheist Sam's grand-daughter Saudi Atheist Sam gets an email that his new grand-daughter is named Saudi. His first response? Jesus!"