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Joke of the Day
"I saw a sign that said ""watch for children"". Sounds like a fair trade"
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"Do you enjoy websurfing? No way! my mum warned me to stay away from the net!"
"My wife told me I had to give up drinking So I joined the AA. Unfortunately, I joined the Automobile Association by mistake. At least either way I'm on the road to recovery."
"Flashing my Costco card at the lady at the entrance is the closest I'll ever get to feeling like I'm on the VIP list at the clubs."
"Who do hamburgers love on TV? Archie Bunker's son-in-law the meathead!"
"Jehovah's Witnesses They have to be the worst at knock knock jokes."
"How many Persona fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. 1 to screw it in, and 1 to complain that it's not dark enough."
"hey pregnant lady slowly crossing the street on a green light it's a baby not a forcefield"
"They say you can't skip leg day Ironically it is because of leg day that you can't skip."
"""Where do you see yourself in five years?"" ""I don't know, I don't have 2020 vision."""