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Joke of the Day
"BISON DAD: good bye, son. BISON SON: thank you, dad."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anne ! Anne who ? Anne apple just fell on my head !"
"A Disney joke not for the kids ""How many thingamabobs does Ariel have?"" 20? ""Twenty-*one*. She got the last one when she wished for legs."""
"Did you hear The Pentagon was actually supposed to be an octagon? but they hired a government contractor that cut corners"
"It's only takes me 2.5 hours of wasting time on the internet to do five minutes of work."
"Your posts make me wish I couldn't read."
"What are baby witches called? Halloweenies."
"Q: When ducks fly in a V, why is one side of the V longer than the other? A: There are more ducks on that side."
"what would Barack Obama be if he was a vegetable? Baroccoli"
"Women who say getting married was the best day of their life have obviously never had 2 Kitkats fall out of a vending machine by mistake."