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Joke of the Day
"I have to look up the word innuendo... If you know what I mean ;) Courtesy of Suits"
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"[phone makes noise] [gets giddy about how popular I'm about to feel] Oh. It's an email about car insurance. [quietly dies a little inside]"
"My first time having sex... was like my first time riding a bike, with my dad holding me from behind"
"Every rooster is a dick."
"I have an EpiPen. My friend gave it to me while he was dying. It seemed really important to him that I have it."
"With what do Mexicans use to cut pizza? Little Ceasars"
"What do you call someone who is really good at fishing? A master-baiter"
"Top-down is the right way to wash just about anything... ...but apparently not convertibles."
"Girl, you look like trash. Can I take you out?"
"Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory? He threw out all the computers with ""dy"" on them."