201972

Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between an american and a canadian? 69 cents."

"Growing a beard comes from laziness. If you ladies think that's sexy I have some laundry on my bedroom floor that'll turn you on."

"I had a package delivered And it was covered in drool and crayon. That's the last time I pay for a special delivery."

"So there is a friend of mine who invited me to a swinger party I asked him ""how many people will there be ?"" ""Bring your wife and we'll be three"" he said"

"What do you call bad Mediterranean food? Falawful."

"SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND *holds up a cat*"

"What do you call a singing group trio of pre-op Trannies? Chixie Dicks"

"What did O say to Q? Put that thing away, there's kids around here"

"I need to get my spine removed.. It's been holding me back my whole life"

"What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Jeep? With the hedgehog the pricks can be seen on the outside and with a Jeep the prick can be seen on the inside."