201972

Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between an american and a canadian? 69 cents."

"Your wife and your lawyer are drowning. You have a choice to make: Lunch or the movies?"

"I look ugly without glasses.. Even though I've never worn glasses in my life."

"Why didn't the Mexican go bow hunting? Because he didn't habanero."

"Why did the writer not like his friends book? It wasn't his type."

"What's the fastest way to get a female Officer to arrest you? Liquor."

"The Millionaire by Ivor Fortune"

"Women having sex with me ...HA"

"How did the Scarecrow win the award? He was outstanding in is field."

"What do you call a constable who is good at music? Copper."