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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between USB and USA? One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data."

"My garden shed door keeps opening and closing. Is it the wind? Yes. Am I going to tell my kids it's haunted so they stay out? Also yes."

"How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A fish."

"Planters will be distributing exclusively to airlines. That's just plane nuts."

"[guy who named the bedroom gets home] Honey? Our son got in trouble at the learnroom. His teacher called while I was driving in my wheelsbox"

"Give a man a gun and he will rob a bank Give a man a bank and he will rob everyone"

"What do Asians find hard in math? Their dick."

"I hate gender roles. They make me so angry and virile and strong"

"What's a Tennessee tornado and a Texas divorce have in common? Someone's gonna lose a trailer."

"What do you call Zombie Japanese Chefs? the Woking Dead"