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Joke of the Day

"Good news, The doctor says I'm health as a horse. Bad news, she keeps using large farm animals to describe me."

"How does Frodo make his own food? Through Frodosynthesis"

"If everyone walked around with their orgasm face, no one would ever get laid."

"What goes in long and hard and comes out soft and wet? A Stick of Gum..."

"A man walks into a bar... The bartender says, 'I am fucking done with all these jokes!'."

"It's okay when Pac Man runs all over the place eating pills and claiming ghosts are after him but when I do it I'm ""crazy."""

"I'm not racist my best friend growing up was black Until my dad sold him"

"Just heard this oldie, but goodie from a friend Two does are walking out of a bar after a long night of drinking, and one turns to the other and says, ""I can't believe I just blew 30 bucks."""

"""Wow, that's great!"" ~ Me, not paying attention, and hoping you didn't just tell me your Grandma died."

"What do you call a pizza who's a DJ? DJ Beazza Yes it's a stupid pun, but that's a good 50% of my humor, the other half being sarcasm."