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Joke of the Day
"If Hillary and Donald Trump are on a boat together and it crashes, who survives? America."
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"If you don't have a Facebook account, all your high school friends just assume you died."
"What idiot named it the English Channel instead of the BB Sea"
"I want my headstone to read ""loving wife, evil dictator""."
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"Alien: take me to your leader. Me: They all suck. How about I take you to this place I know where you can get amazing mini donuts?"
"A gymnast walks into a bar. He gets a two point deduction and ruins his chances of getting a medal."
"My abs hurt today because last night I went to the gym and got punched in the stomach"
"do you think my parents divorced because I'm too handsome like they said"
"When I'm away from my girlfriend, I feel incomplete... ... But I love it when we're together again, because she makes me feel hole."