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Joke of the Day
"My abs hurt today because last night I went to the gym and got punched in the stomach"
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"What did the man say to the suffocating clown? You've got to be choking"
"Told my co-workers this joke about mandatory meetings. You really had to be there."
"My nan used to always tell me ""only boring people get bored"" I prefer to call it 'entertainmentally challenged'..."
"What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature? Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post /r/waterpuns)"
"My testicles are in The Guinness Book of Records. Got a few minutes before the librarian sees me."
"What's the form of public transit most rife with filth and disease? Let's name our sandwich shop after it"
"Father: You were absent on the day of the test? Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!"
"I've recently begun living with a horse. At first, I was worried the smell might be a problem But, you know what? He doesn't seem to mind"
"I like my women like I like my coffee Black, bitter, and preferably fair trade"