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Joke of the Day
"If you don't have a Facebook account, all your high school friends just assume you died."
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"What's the difference between a ruble and a dollar? One dollar"
"[spelling bee] Your word is ""coincide"" -could u use it in a sentence? Sure: When the nickel murdered the penny it was a case of ""coincide"""
"What do you find in the Pope's toilet? Holy shit!"
"I dream of becoming a selfie photographer.. I can just picture myself doing it."
"Q: What do bees do if they don't want to drive? A: Wait at the buzz stop."
"new job in call center I got a new job with the local suicide hotline. I tried to phone in sick but they talked me out of it."
"Was going to rob a bank today, but the pen was chained to the desk."
"What does the Saudi Paralympics team consist of? thieves.."