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Joke of the Day
"How do you make a Chevy Malibu float? Pour a glass of soda and add two scoops of Chevy Malibu"
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"""Asphyxiate' would be worth like a million points..."" I thought to myself as I lay choking on a Scrabble tile."
"Other jokes like, ""If pro is the opposite of con, does that mean that congress is the opposite of progress?"" Just looking for some jokes similar to this one, playing on opposites and such."
"Did you want to row or paddle? Either oar..."
"how does Justin Bieber remove a condom? He farts."
"My dog Minton ate my shuttlecock Bad Minton"
"Did you hear about the time Eddy's sister tried to make a birthday cake ? The candles melted in the oven."
"Buses are like pornstars... Nothing for an hour then they all cum at once."
"Why did Angela Merkel ban use of crabgrass lawn treatments? She was told they would stop the ""German nation"""
"My brother was convicted as an accessory to murder Dad always said he'd accomplice something."