154437
Joke of the Day
"I want my headstone to read ""loving wife, evil dictator""."
Next Joke
"Mattel is launching a new Twitter Barbie. She looks like a stunning hot blonde on the package but is an old fat guy when you open the box"
"I have a good joke about a Spanish name... But it isn't this Juan."
"Sometimes when I look into the sky I get overwhelmed with emotion and eat the nearest entire tree and everything living in that tree"
"Serious question: If you walked into a store and saw an alien holding a bag of 12 butterflies would you play it cool or leave?"
"What do you call martial arts for cows? Mooey Thai."
"Keep the tip Said the leper to the prostitute"
"Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday."
"What's the difference between a lawyer and a whore?` None. They both fuck people for a living."
"Never been to the blindfold shooting range? You don't know what you're missing."