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Joke of the Day
"What did Judas say after capturing Jesus? Nailed it."
Next Joke
"At Walmart checkout other day:Cashier: ""you have a dog?"" Scanning dog food.Hubz: No, our kid needs the protein."
"Twitter: Where #Hash is legal."
"People that live in glass houses have tons of dead birds on their lawn."
"My HP printer died today It was like a Brother to me."
"A couple have a lot of sex They challenge each other to see who can have the most sex in a month. The woman wins. Some say she cheated."
"[at interview] ""ok 1st question you're on a submarine you find a dog, what do you call him"" umm ""..."" subwoofer? ""welcome to the navy seals"""
"The other day my dessert looked like it was undressing me with it's eyes... It was a total crepe."
"What happens when a Spanish person and a French person fuck? They give birth to an Andorran."
"Pick a woman with wits. Wits will never sag."